Wednesday 13 January 2010

High Society Honk







Night out with Windsor high society.
































































Tuesday 5 January 2010

DIRTY HONKY IS OFFICIALLY BIZARRE


































Honk has made it in to the top 20 alt.
artists in top fetish/trash mag Bizarre....
with his burner 'The piano has been drinking'
come and down and see Honk in action
at the opening PV on Thursday 14th Jan
at resistance gallery....



Monday 30 November 2009

STRANGE TREES BOOK LAUNCH FEATURING DIRTY HONKY

















If you're in Manchester Tuesday night check The Urbis out for 'Strange Trees' book launch, Club Brenda's fantastic graphic grim fairy tale featuring performance and visual artists such as Rachel Goodyear, Savage Wolf, Divine David and Dirty Honky....
More details of night here
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=346619765483&ref=ts
View pdf of book here

Friday 27 November 2009

HONKY LIVE PERFORMANCE SAT NIGHT












































Dirty Honky live performance at Subterfuge

(Bands and DJ's)

at The Inn on The Green -

Ladborke Grove Tube- Under the West Way-

Saturday Night 8-till late £4 in....

3-5 Thorpe Close W10 5XL

Wednesday 28 October 2009

MODERN ART SAVES: The Shaunshank Redemption

Transcript of Shaunshank Redemption performance

Preacher Honk, Piggy Sue, and the Baron Von Dirtswine appear on stage.

Preacher Honk delivers sermon to packed nightclub.

Honk announces that saviour ‘Damien’ will rescue assembled sinners with 'Modern Art'.

'Holy formaldehyde’ water is thrown at the audience by Preacher Honk.

Liquids thrown back from audience.

Piggy Sue and Baron Von Dirtswine descend into audience.

An audience member named Shaun from Widnes (a small Northern UK town) is dragged on stage.

Shaun admits to the audience he has sinned.

Shaun explains he became a millionaire stockbroker in the US.

He then lost it all through drug running and organizing illegal raves.

He spent 5 years in America's toughest prison.

Clowns attempt to save Shaun through the medium of performance art.

Drunken crowd grow restless and throw water on stage.

Drunken crowd grow restless and throw glasses on stage.

Clowns duck, glasses bounce off stage.

Woman shouts abuse at clowns consistently through performance.

Preacher Honk jumps off stage and attempts to snog abusive woman to diffuse situation.

Honk ends up rolling around the floor with abusive man in ensuing crowd chaos.

Return to stage. Another woman jumps on stage and exhibits arse to audience.

Clowns perform provocative jail shower scene to highlight abuse in Prison.

The stage lights are unplugged before they finish.

Women threatens to sue, claiming her nose was broken by Preacher Honk.

Manchester Police phone up Honk.

Police constable explains a serious complaint has been made about ‘performance art’.

No legal action.

Honk is given a warning.

Modern art is saved.



Monday 28 September 2009

My dog is a weapon of the state

Protest performance collaboration with Mark McGowan, protesting at Royal Exchange Square London, where innocent bystander Ian Tomlinson was killed by Police during the G20 demonstrations.

Thursday 24 September 2009

A back street off Brick Lane

















“Why are you bringing this shit into our community?”
(Local 10 year old kid with gang)

“It’s my isolation unit. I’ve got swine flu. I’m a pig nosed clown”
(Dirty Honky)

“No you’re not. Why are you dressed like a stupid pig? That’s not your real nose.”
(Kid)

“You’re being filmed for television. See that camera over there. That’s a TV camera.”
(DH)

“No it’s not.”
(Kid)

“Do you like graffiti art?”
(DH)

“No.”
(Kid)

“Music? You must like Music? How about rap? 50 cent?”
(DH)

“No.”
(Kid)

“What do you like? You must like football, right?”
(DH)

“No,”
(Kid)

“You’re a nihilist!”
(Older bystander)

A stick hits Honk in the face from increasingly aggressive kids.

The leader phones his older brother for backup.

10 minutes later a car blaring Hip Hop music and full of intimidating older brothers turns up.

Honk packs his bags and leaves.